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What you are to read may offend and even will piss you off. Its the daily ramblings and venting of a young pharmacist who works in a not-so-great part of town. If you are offended easily, then please, just turn off your computer and dont log into the internet ever again. We already have too many uppity people who have sticks up their asses on here already, we dont need another one.
If this doesn’t apply to you, then I have some further warnings. What you may find here may include:

  • Off-color remarks about ones race, creed, religion, sexual preference, handicapped, or anything else that you find on those equal opportunity handouts.
    • Lots of swearing
      • Lots of bitching about things you may hold dear, such as your insurance company!
        • Stuff you disagree with, and some stuff you may agree with
          • Some misc pharmacy knowledge that you can impress your friends with over dinner, like how to dose Zyvox
            • Spelling mistakes, lots of spelling mistakes!
              • Other stuff.
                Note that my opinions and feelings here do NOT represent the feeling of whom I work for, nor my profession as a whole. I wont say where I work, nor will I give any specifics that will reveal who I work for, or anything that Mrs Clinton can sick the HIPPA gustapo after me about.
                What you will NOT find here:

                • Niceness
                  • Flowers
                    • Cookies
                      • Real names
                        • Anything your cyberslut 14 year old can rub one out to. (This aint MySpace folks!) (that was harsh, even for me, woah)
                          A little about me:

                          • I’m young compared to the age average in my profession.
                            • I work in a pharmacy as a pharmacist (duh)
                              • I went to college for 7 years to recieve a Doctorate in Pharmacy
                                • I have a license by the state for which i reside to sell narcotics.
                                  • I’m one of those republicans who hates psycho-religious republicans
                                    • I’m typing this in my boxers
                                      • I have a very crazy sense of humor.
                                        If you wish to get a hold of me, you may do so at [email protected]

Comments #

Comment by Drug grunt on 2006-01-26 02:09:02 -0800 #

Funny website. Keep up the good work. As a pharmacist I feel your pain…

Comment by Sean on 2006-05-12 14:14:54 -0700 #

Hey lets hear some bitchin about the God damn medicaid people that drive thru the drive thru in a lexus picking up there free cialis!! Then they bitch when some of them have to pay a dollar co pay!!! Boo fuckin who! I wish my co-pay’s were a fuckin dollar. Keep it coming brother i love the blog!

Comment by Pepperpourri on 2007-10-25 06:59:19 -0700 #

Hello, Angry Pharmacist. Read your 2nd latest post about having a Facebook group. Went on Facebook to search which brought me to this post of yours. Just wondering whether I joined the correct group? 🙂

The Angry Pharmacist
The Angry Pharmacist
Started this site in 2005 out of frustration that pharmacy school does not prepare you for dealing with the ungrateful unwashed public. Was hugely popular until life called and I had to take a break. Now I try to provide low brow potty humor that applies to the pharmacy population at large. Except you clinical fucks, go play doctor with your white coats and snobby attitude.