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It had the makings of a perfect fairy tale story:


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I cant believe I’m writing this.



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So enough with the serious posts about the idiots of the world.


How to make your pharmacy career less painful.

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Some asshole who shall remain nameless was giving me shit about my lack of posts (man, get a book published and you somehow think you’re God or something), so heres another gem for you all.


All in the same boat

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Before I continue on my usual tirade of broad stereotypes, foul language, and shit that makes Drug Topics avoid me like a crackhead the night before a holiday weekend; this post is dedicated to the brave men and women who risk their sanity day in and day out so the ungrateful masses can focus on your petty first-world problems.

Careastatin, 0 refills remaining.

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Anyone who has been in a relationship (professional – personal, it doesn’t matter) knows that it takes two to tango.

The dreaded RTS

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What is the public enemy number 1 of any pharmacy?

Be a dick, get a gift card!

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A wise man (OK, its my employer, fine) told me that the smartest investment a business can make is in its employees.

Vaccines, Autism, and Dipshit Jenny McCarthy

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By the time you read this, the Vaccine = Autism published by the BJM will be old news (Yes, I do write a bunch of rants at once and have them post at a later date).

Most trusted? Since when?

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Everyone has heard that Pharmacists are one of the most “trusted” professions.


We wish you a merry Crackmas!

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Here are a few things that I have written to celebrate the overly-medicated holiday season:

Swimming in the Porcelain Pool

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I get a lot of drug ad crap in the mail, but once in a while one really attracts my attention in a real ‘WTF were they thinking’ way.

XL, ER, and SR (Oh My!)

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How many of those at home have gotten an Rx that looks something like this:

Introducing AngryTV

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This isn’t new to people who follow me on Twitter or on Facebook, however I’d like to share with you something that I have made:

The MD’s guide to an RPh

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Lets face it, part of our jobs is dealing with Doctors of all shapes, sizes and colors.


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Patient compliance is one of those words that’s thrown around pharmacy school/trade magazines like singles at a titty bar.


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Yeah, I know I said 2 posts a month, work has been killing me lately (as it does any pharmacist) so I haven’t had much free time as of late.

Replaced by machines

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Ive been writing on this site for almost 5 years.

The price of free

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There is an inherit problem with having zero copays for our “less fortunate” friends.


Lets unionize… or maybe not.

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As I was reading a drunken rant by The Angriest Pharmacist about unions, I started to think as to why haven’t pharmacists formed a huge union to fight the evil employers about working conditions, etc.

Bribing patients with gift cards

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Unlike some angry websites out there, I will never make you send money to a politician campaign fund for articles (who will just be bribed by your employer to sit there and do nothing like most politicians.