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Just give it to my kid…

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It annoys me how some people send their kids in to pick up their medication.

A new name for every provider

·3585 words·17 mins
The way that I was raised is that people have a First, a Middle, and a Last name.

If first you dont succeed…

·1483 words·7 mins
As I was taking my customary pharmacy-dookie this morning, I was flipping through the latest Drug Topics when I saw a nice little advertisement for Luvox CR.

How can you be that stupid?

·1941 words·10 mins
I saw this happen twice today, so I figure that I had better make the issue known.

Ethics and the lazy

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Contrary to popular belief, there is a ton of ethical crap that goes along with being a Pharmacist.

Perdue, Thai Hookers, and rolled up Benjamins

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As you all have heard/read; Perdue, the maker Oxycontin (AKA: Hillbilly Heroin), decided to sue the shit out of all of the generic Oxycontin manufacturers and cease production (or some patent shit.

DEA is useful as tits on a boar

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I hope the DEA is reading this, because they are not only a burden, but a tax drain on pharmacies and on the public in general.

Loaded lancet devices for everyone!

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When people bring in their blood glucose monitor to me for help (which I don’t mind really, as long as it was filled here and not Liberty Medical (fuck you)) there are a few things that are consistent as the sun rising in the morning and white bread/Velveeta cheese at a redneck BBQ.

Telling someone they are stupid

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Its a fine, (if not lost) art to get the point across to a patient that they are too stupid to manage their medication without sounding like an asshole.

Political correctness, terminology, and being retarded

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I recieved a comment recently from a fan (although I’m not sure if they will still be one after they read this) that took exception to my use of the word “retard” to describe some of the people I deal with on a daily basis.

Oh you silly internet people!

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For all of you out there who thought that my posts yesterday was an April fools joke, guess again.

Sore loser. Boo Hoo.

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Look at the comment I got to my victory post:

Sweet Victory at Last!!!!

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You know that feeling you get when you work really hard at something,

Arg, funny entry went poof.

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Alright. I tried to lighten things up a bit by posting a funny entry that I did over a year ago but never made public.

Doing other people’s jobs

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Now I don’t mind explaining to people how their medication works, how to take it, and what it does.

Ads, bills, the usual

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One of the problems with writing entries that piss off a big portion of the online community is that you draw a ton of people to your site.

Taking responsibility for yourself

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After letting that little diabetic rant stew for a few days (Oh, the uppity folk who pitched a bitch-fest came from here.


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I hate cherry-picking pharmacies.

PA/NP/CNM/Janitors with Rx Authority

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Why is it that 9 out of 10 Rx’s with a huge glaring mistake are written by NP/PA/CNM/Janitors who somehow got prescriptive authority before the people who actually went to school to learn about drugs?

Taking my red-wagon and going home.

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Now before all of you Chain guys and gals send me anthrax and bombs in the mail, let me say a few things.

Fuck Copays

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Copays are the bane of our existence.

I’ll have my daily dose of free today

·4207 words·20 mins
I’m going to go off on my own little banter about the same stupidity that has recently plagued The *Angriest* (because the *’s make it not like my site) Pharmacist.

Amoxicillin retardness

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So I’ve had just about enough of the boo-hoo bantering about the USA Today article about the baby who received 5x the “normal” amount of amoxicillin and would “writhe in pain”.

What to do when you graduate

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The *Angriest* (sigh) Pharmacist wrote a Kick Ass Post that I think all of the students should read.

USA Today Article

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So I believe I am the last one on this gravy-train of pharmacist bashing that the USA-Today is onto.

I hope all doctors don’t write this horrible.

·4129 words·20 mins
So some ignorant horrible spelling doctors decided to harass the *Angriest* Pharmacist over a rant I made about some idiot with 4 degrees who couldn’t write coherently to save his life.

Translated Drug Rep Speak

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You will only find this here at “The Angry Pharmacist(tm)”.

Lilly – Get with the program

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As I have (and we all have) learned in school, a bottle of Humulin R or N is good for 1 month if kept at room temperature or if refrigerated good until the expiration date on the bottle.