The Angry Pharmacist

When we last left our hero working in the Angry Pharmacy…… #March 1st, 2024

So a thing happened:

You read that right.

I admit, my shit is far from smelling like I rose.

So, here we are again.

It had the makings of a perfect fairy tale story:

I cant believe I’m writing this.

So I had this nice 2014 post queued up that involved:

I hate the holidays.

So enough with the serious posts about the idiots of the world.

Holy shit, its almost been a year.

Yeah yeah, I havent been posting.

Dear patient standing in front of me.

Submitted by a shitpot full of people, the FDA has gotten this wonderful idea to allow people (read: idiots) to buy Rx prescriptions OTC using a kiosk rather than a Doctor to issue the Rx.

Some asshole who shall remain nameless was giving me shit about my lack of posts (man, get a book published and you somehow think you’re God or something), so heres another gem for you all.

So life has been slow around the Angry Pharmacy.

Something bad happened in California this year.

Before I continue on my usual tirade of broad stereotypes, foul language, and shit that makes Drug Topics avoid me like a crackhead the night before a holiday weekend; this post is dedicated to the brave men and women who risk their sanity day in and day out so the ungrateful masses can focus on your petty first-world problems.

Anyone who has been in a relationship (professional – personal, it doesn’t matter) knows that it takes two to tango.

So during my 0.

What is the public enemy number 1 of any pharmacy?

This is all made up.

Ive been asked on more than one occasion (by MDs), why the ‘Angry Doctors’ on Twitter have such a strong Pharmacist following.

I’m taking a break from my usual silence (I think i’ve flogged the welfare crackwhore/dumbshit patient enough) to comment on a few important points.

I’ve always wanted to speak at a pharmacy school graduation.

A wise man (OK, its my employer, fine) told me that the smartest investment a business can make is in its employees.

By the time you read this, the Vaccine = Autism published by the BJM will be old news (Yes, I do write a bunch of rants at once and have them post at a later date).

Everyone has heard that Pharmacists are one of the most “trusted” professions.

This is taken from Apothecary Tales.

Here are a few things that I have written to celebrate the overly-medicated holiday season: