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The Angry Pharmacist

The Angry Pharmacist

Rants from the most trusted profession



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It had the makings of a perfect fairy tale story:


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I cant believe I’m writing this.


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So enough with the serious posts about the idiots of the world.

How to make your pharmacy career less painful.

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Some asshole who shall remain nameless was giving me shit about my lack of posts (man, get a book published and you somehow think you’re God or something), so heres another gem for you all.

All in the same boat

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Before I continue on my usual tirade of broad stereotypes, foul language, and shit that makes Drug Topics avoid me like a crackhead the night before a holiday weekend; this post is dedicated to the brave men and women who risk their sanity day in and day out so the ungrateful masses can focus on your petty first-world problems.

Careastatin, 0 refills remaining.

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Anyone who has been in a relationship (professional – personal, it doesn’t matter) knows that it takes two to tango.

The dreaded RTS

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What is the public enemy number 1 of any pharmacy?

Be a dick, get a gift card!

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A wise man (OK, its my employer, fine) told me that the smartest investment a business can make is in its employees.

Vaccines, Autism, and Dipshit Jenny McCarthy

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By the time you read this, the Vaccine = Autism published by the BJM will be old news (Yes, I do write a bunch of rants at once and have them post at a later date).

Most trusted? Since when?

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Everyone has heard that Pharmacists are one of the most “trusted” professions.

We wish you a merry Crackmas!

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Here are a few things that I have written to celebrate the overly-medicated holiday season: