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Where's Waldo and Carmen Sandiego have Fibromyalgia (and a love child on Epstein Island)
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So a thing happened:
The right and wrong reasons to give your pharmacist both barrels
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I admit, my shit is far from smelling like I rose.
Paying the PBM’s to service them.
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So I had this nice 2014 post queued up that involved:
SOMABOTS, TRANSFORM!
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So enough with the serious posts about the idiots of the world.
The FDA obviously hates the public and needs to lay off the crack pipe.
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Submitted by a shitpot full of people, the FDA has gotten this wonderful idea to allow people (read: idiots) to buy Rx prescriptions OTC using a kiosk rather than a Doctor to issue the Rx.
How to make your pharmacy career less painful.
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Some asshole who shall remain nameless was giving me shit about my lack of posts (man, get a book published and you somehow think you’re God or something), so heres another gem for you all.
Cleanup on aisle 4.. now 5… oh damn.
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So life has been slow around the Angry Pharmacy.
Shooting yourself in the foot, 10% at a time.
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Something bad happened in California this year.
All in the same boat
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Before I continue on my usual tirade of broad stereotypes, foul language, and shit that makes Drug Topics avoid me like a crackhead the night before a holiday weekend; this post is dedicated to the brave men and women who risk their sanity day in and day out so the ungrateful masses can focus on your petty first-world problems.
Careastatin, 0 refills remaining.
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Anyone who has been in a relationship (professional – personal, it doesn’t matter) knows that it takes two to tango.
The true story about Retail Pharmacists and Twitter Doctors
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Ive been asked on more than one occasion (by MDs), why the ‘Angry Doctors’ on Twitter have such a strong Pharmacist following.
EXTREME UNPROFESSIONAL MAKEOVER -or- PIMP MY UNPROFESSIONALISM
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I’m taking a break from my usual silence (I think i’ve flogged the welfare crackwhore/dumbshit patient enough) to comment on a few important points.
My made up graduation speech
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I’ve always wanted to speak at a pharmacy school graduation.
Be a dick, get a gift card!
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A wise man (OK, its my employer, fine) told me that the smartest investment a business can make is in its employees.
Vaccines, Autism, and Dipshit Jenny McCarthy
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By the time you read this, the Vaccine = Autism published by the BJM will be old news (Yes, I do write a bunch of rants at once and have them post at a later date).
Most trusted? Since when?
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Everyone has heard that Pharmacists are one of the most “trusted” professions.
We wish you a merry Crackmas!
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Here are a few things that I have written to celebrate the overly-medicated holiday season:
The truth about California pharmacy tech licenses
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Pharmacy tech schools/programs are cropping up around here in California like herpes after the prom.