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How to make your pharmacy career less painful.

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Some asshole who shall remain nameless was giving me shit about my lack of posts (man, get a book published and you somehow think you’re God or something), so heres another gem for you all.


Be a dick, get a gift card!

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A wise man (OK, its my employer, fine) told me that the smartest investment a business can make is in its employees.

Most trusted? Since when?

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Everyone has heard that Pharmacists are one of the most “trusted” professions.


We wish you a merry Crackmas!

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Here are a few things that I have written to celebrate the overly-medicated holiday season:

The MD’s guide to an RPh

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Lets face it, part of our jobs is dealing with Doctors of all shapes, sizes and colors.

Replaced by machines

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Ive been writing on this site for almost 5 years.


Lets unionize… or maybe not.

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As I was reading a drunken rant by The Angriest Pharmacist about unions, I started to think as to why haven’t pharmacists formed a huge union to fight the evil employers about working conditions, etc.

Over $1/min to write down numbers

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I don’t mind if a patient calls up and has a question (except if its when their vicodin is due).

A Clinical Pharmacist Error.

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Once in a while I get a rather bitter comment from a “Pharmacist” who just got his shiny new degree and license and thinks he knows it all.

I am Fatsomyalgia

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So I haven’t poked fun at The Angriest Pharmacist in a while.


Oh you silly internet people!

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For all of you out there who thought that my posts yesterday was an April fools joke, guess again.

Sweet Victory at Last!!!!

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You know that feeling you get when you work really hard at something,

Taking my red-wagon and going home.

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Now before all of you Chain guys and gals send me anthrax and bombs in the mail, let me say a few things.

What to do when you graduate

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The *Angriest* (sigh) Pharmacist wrote a Kick Ass Post that I think all of the students should read.

USA Today Article

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So I believe I am the last one on this gravy-train of pharmacist bashing that the USA-Today is onto.


Yay, moral hate mail!

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The entire tirade about retail pharmacy is here

Real Life Retail 101

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Pharmacy schools are notorious for filling their students heads with tales of wonderfulness and gummi-bears when they work in a retail setting.

Beware of the dreaded shart!

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I am going to give you all a very serious warning to a very serious condition that pharmacists (and techs) are prone to.

Pharmacists are NOT DOCTORS!

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Reading the DrugNazi’s site, I came upon this gem of a rant regarding a comment from ‘Dr.

Perils of checking out the hotties

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Mike sent me a comment regarding the post about the Certainties part Duex and hot chicks walking into your store.

Pharmacy Certainties

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There are some things that go on in a pharmacy that are set in stone like the sun rising in the morning.

Angriest Pharmacist?

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So it turns out that someone is trying to ride on my coattails.

The Tech Call

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On a more lighter side of things, I have noticed a certain phenonemom in my years and years at the pharmacy.

My Hero, Jim Plagakis

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There aren’t many people who I would call my “hero”.

The Gospel according to Me.

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I’ve seem to have made a few doctors upset with my last few posts.

The Pharmacy Challenge

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So since the last week or so have pissed off a bunch of people, I have pulled some old not-so-angry posts from the unpublished archives of TAP for your viewing pleasure.


Real Live Pharmacy, 101

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I feel that I was ill-equipped for ‘real life’ in pharmacy school.